It took Russian director Timur Bekmambetov to make a movie about America's most beloved historical figure fighting Transylvania's most dangerous monsters in "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter."
Adapted for the screen by the original novelist Seth Grahame-Smith, it reimagines The Great Emancipator as a great decapitator of bloodthirsty slaveowners through his prolific talent wielding an axe. It costars Dominic Cooper, Anthony Mackie and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, with Rufus Sewell gleefully chewing up the scenery as the head vampire in charge.
1. This is also the same guy who taught George Washington to chop down that cherry tree.
2. Something tells us Edward Cullen of "Twilight" wouldn't stand a chance against our 16th president.
3. "People all over the world ... Join hands ... Start a death train, death train."